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Talkin' Foolin' Around Blues

from Andrew Hibbard by Andrew Hibbard

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I been married to 6 women, been engaged to 5, had kids with 8, dated 17 of em' kissed 49, hugged more than 10,000, I been divorced 6 times, hung my dreams out to dry

I bought 17 pounds of roses, 9 pounds of lillies and daffodils, bought 13 diamond rings, carried em' across rain puddles, snow mounds, through blizzard storms and earthquakes, for all of them out there those 21 year olds, 16 year olds, 40 year olds and their grandma's, I took em' on the town

I been drunk down, strung out, leaded on, and left for dead, down the road, on a car, in a curb, in a bus, in a creek, delivered 14 babies in the backseat, I waited on, I'm a walking taco and dandy

I been talked to, whispered to, yelled at and screamed at, spit at, hissed at, slapped, kicked, stabbed, had 111 bottles broken over my head, 13 pans bent, I broke 10 fingers 3 times, 9 toes, broke my nose, homesick, lovesick, and been tired for more than 3 years, had my legs broke twice my heart broke none and I'm still walking big

I've waited on everyone, sat in trains, trucks, in automobiles, scooters, henhouses, moldy stairs, the highways, alleyways, street corners, and avenue jays, and I'm still waiting on 3 of em'

My kids have grown up they've grown down, got the measles, the mumps, chicken pox, laryngitis, aids, syphilis, have died in potato farms, rivers and sinkholes, and 2 of them died at birth, and I'm the daddy of the year, picking onions, praying for them every day

I've been in jail for 4 of the girls, stayed up a week and drank nothing more than sour milk, I've been buried alive, attempted to be suffocated, drowned, waterboarded, skateboarded, decapitated, emancipated, and castrated, and every time I broke loose like a rat on a spinnin' wheel running circles around the crazy ones

I dated cripples, mutes, blonde girls, girls that thought they were mermaids, brown girls, Mexicans, whites, blacks, Indonesians, Chinese, Indians, Persian, and the elderly, gals tho thought they knew it all thought Earth was flat, that dig science, religion, atheism, pumpkins, cats, pigs, candles, lies, havin' 4 teeth, beer, weed, crack, coke, spliff, cigs, needles, dip, and chew, huffing glue, and they never left me out of an activity, and gave me always a helping hand

I been to coffeehouses, henhouses, crackhouses, trap houses, apartments, mansions, blue houses, whorehouses, jailhouses, houses with fences around them, houses that had pools, houses that had 11 children running naked trying to hit each other with plastic tables, I been to 53 out house, 24 shacks, 13 teepees, and 11 greenhouse and I even went to the White House

And I think of all the girls I lost touch with over the years, and they seem to make me smile

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from Andrew Hibbard, released May 8, 2020

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